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CHA-CHING - Shopping For Deals At Michael Jackson's Auction

Michael Jackson is holding a five-day public auction at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles this April to sell off over 2,000 items ranging from personal effects and costumes, to his expansive art collection, as well as fixtures and fittings from his Neverland ranch.

Here are a few items for those of you who might be interesting in bidding... good luck :o)



These rhinestone-studded 1981 Triumph tour socks should fetch $800 - $1200, while the custom-designed white spandex, right-hand glove covered in clear Swarovski crystal loch rosen crystals is expected to fetch $14,000 to $20,000. I wonder how those socks are cleaned.



This gilded throne with red velvet seat, est $2,000 - $3,000, and this oil on canvas portrait of Michael Jackson dressed as a king, signed and dated 1995 by Norman Oak, $6,000 to $8,000. Did he actually sit in the gilded throne? Did he wear a crown when he sat on his throne? Did he order his minions around perched up on said throne?



Some of my preceding questions answered! This velvet costume cape could be yours for as little as $400, while you could own this Katherine Baumann crown for $1200 to $1800. I'm imagining Mijac sitting on his gilded throne, donning his velvet cape and crown, ordering his minions around.



This 1911 Grosset and Dunlap edition of Peter Pan: The Story of Peter and Wendy, by J.M.Barrie, previously owned by Jackson, could be yours for as little as $60, while the gates to his Neverland ranch could set you back over $40,000. I'm wondering where the person who buys the gates, will put them.


A 1999 Rolls-Royce Silver Seraph Limousine, seen parked in the driveway of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is expected to fetch at least $200,000.



And then there are the outfits, covered in rhinestones and crystals: 1984 Victory tour jacket. Est $3,000 - $6,000. 1984 Victory tour jacket. Est $3,000 - $6,000. Yuck!

Apparently, Mijac needs the money.

As stated above, it's a public auction, so, it's open to any and everyone with a checkbook! I'm not sure if absentee or online bids are allowed. I'm no auction aficionado. I might bid on the 1911 J.M. Barrie Peter Pan novel. It's about the only thing here that's in my budget range :o)

See the rest of the items
HERE.

CHA-CHING - Top African American Celebrity Earners



What's the point of these Forbes magazine "top earner"/"worlds richest"/"biggest spenders" list, other than to remind us of the ever-increasing gap between the super elite and the proletariat? Although some might say that they are encouragement for the 98% of us that have to battle for the remaining 50% of the worlds wealth that the top 2% don't own. This too could be you, if you just worked hard, and had a few lucky balls bounce your way.

Yeah. Sure. If you say so.

So, here we are again, a month into the new year, and Forbes reminds/encourages us yet again, with another list - the "Top Earning African American Hollywood Celebrity Earners" from June 2007 to June 2008.

And, no surprise, her Royal Highness, Oprah Winfrey is at the top of that list! I think she's been #1 for at least a decade, if not more. So, she deserves the "Royal Highness" title. The big "O" earned a whopping $275 Million in that 12-month period! Wow! That's approximately, $750,000 per day! Can you imagine earning $750,000 every single day you worked? At my current annual salary, it'll take me several years to earn that kind of money; but she banks that amount daily! Damn...

Oprah, if you read my blog, as I'm sure you probably do, can you toss me a day's worth of your earnings? Just 1 day. You won't miss it... not one bit!

Second on the list is, *gasp*, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson! Who woulda thunk it? I knew the cat was wealthy, but not this wealthy - so much that he's ranked second behind her Royal Highness. 50 took home $151 Million from June 2007 to June 2008. Just as I was, you're probably wondering what exactly earned him all the cash? Well, there's his G-Unit clothing line, his record label, he was in at least 1 studio film I last year, and has others in production; then there are his video games, and lastly, platinum albums. He's a business man, and it's obvious he's making some smart decisions with his money, and not carelessly throwing it all away like a few others did previously. So, good job keeping your ship afloat Mr Cent.

And lastly, 3rd of the list is, also not a big surprise, Madea's alter ego, Mr Tyler Perry, who deposited $125 Million in the 12-month period. The man is everywhere, as you all know well - TV, film, print, stage... what else am I forgetting? Of course, he recently cut tape on a new production studio lot in his Atlanta, GA homestead.

So, combining the earnings of all 3 stars, we get a total of $551 Million. Not quite enough to cover the $700 billion TARP bill; but probably enough to feed a small African nation for a year.

For some unknown reason, Forbes lists just the above 3 celebrities. Maybe a full list is forthcoming some time later; unless I just missed it altogether.

Watch the accompanying Forbes video below while I go figure out how I can make my first million:

Let George Clooney Buy You A New Car!

This is probably the ONLY time you'll ever hear me say that I wouldn't mind being "rear-ended" by George Clooney!

That's right - of course I'm talking about a different kind of "rear-ending"... the bumper to bumper variety... as in automobile accident! What the fuck did you think I meant?

Anyway... the story goes... George Clooney, 2-time People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive honoree, bought some lady a new car after hitting her vehicle from behind in an accident, as he was driving in Pennabilli, Italy.

Clooney accepted the blame for the incident, and when the woman went to pick up her car from the mechanic, she discovered that Clooney had replaced her Lancia Ypsilon with a brand new one. Cost? $28,000!


How about that, huh?

Will Smith #1 On Forbes Hollywood Earners

As ABBA once sang, Money, money, money... it's a rich man's world!

Not many surprises here...

From NY Daily News:

- Will Smith... took home a whopping $80 million last year, highest on the list of Hollywood earners, according to new figures compiled by Forbes.

"Pirates of the Caribbean" actor Johnny Depp ranked second with a $72 million paycheck, followed by Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers, who made a tidy $55 million each.

Hollywood's leading lady last year was Cameron Diaz, who was paid $50 million for her roles in the latest "Shrek" movie and "What Happens in Vegas."

"Atonement" beauty Keira Knightley pulled in $32 million, and ex-"Friends" star Jennifer Aniston tallied $27 million.

It is still a man's world in Tinseltown, however, as the 10 best-paid actors outearned the 10 best-paid actresses by 2 to 1 over the course of the year, the figures show.


Something tells me Eddie's paychecks are going to get a little leaner in coming years... $55 million for what? Meet Dave? Norbit? I think Eddie might have the studios right where he wants them - bent over with their pants at their ankles!

The rest here: FORBES HIGHEST EARNERS