THE OBENSON REPORT

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More Proof Of Hollywood's Gradual Demise

Boy... they're really reaching now aren't they? It's all just becoming rather laughable. All I can do is smirk at the white towel being waved over their heads - "We give up!"

Evidence number 154: a remake of the cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show is in the works. No word on who will assume Tim Curry's infamous Dr. Frank-N-Furter role.

Evidence number 229: a sequel to Top Gun, the 1986 action/romance that helped shoot Tom Cruise to stardom, is rumored to be evolving. Cruise is wanted to star in it, but no word on whether he will.

I'm sure we'll have a remake of a Korean film or two, somewhere in there.

Bleh...

1 comments:

  1. The Wendilicious Wonder said...
     

    And here's me getting all excited because I thought they were making a Charlie Brown movie!

    *Sigh* indeed...

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