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Jesse Jackson Wants Obama's Nuts!

Damn! First Bill Clinton wanted Obama to kiss his ass; now Jesse Jackson wants to cut Obama's nuts off! Anybody else want a piece of the man... literally? There won't be much of him left by the time Bill takes his lips (his whole mouth, really), and Jesse takes his manhood!

The story goes... Jesse Jackson was caught off-camera by Fox News saying that he wants to "cut [Barack Obama's] nuts off" for supposedly "talking down to black people." Of course Fox News couldn't resist, and released the video for all the world to see, prompting Jesse to immediately apologize for his carelessness, stating, "For any harm or hurt that this hot-mic conversation may have caused, I apologize. My support for Sen. Obama's campaign is wide, deep and unequivocal."

Does any of it really matter? Or rather do Jesse or any of his comments matter to anyone anymore?


6 comments:

  1. Undercover Black Man said...
     

    What blew my mind was the way Jesse is hustling on damage control. He broke his ass this afternoon calling black radio talk-show hosts, black newspaper columnists and selected cable-news programs.

    He was humble and back on message.

    All in all: a net plus for Obama.

  2. Catch said...
     

    This disappoints me.

    I'm disappointed in myself too because I won't let him live down the affair he had a few years ago. Shame on him and shame on me for remembering his affair every time he pisses me off like this.

  3. Qadree said...
     

    I guess he didn't learn from from his "Hymietown" incident. I can't say I'm totally surprised by this.

    They wonder why people don't go to the movies so much anymore, you can't make this stuff up.

  4. Anonymous said...
     

    Pathetic! This is a prime example of why the "crabs in a barrel" analogy exists in reference to the black community...basically the notion that the moment one crab gets to the top of the barrel, nearing escape, the others pull him down to the bottom.

    Jessie Jackson can be found pouting like a little girl in any Webster's dictionary right next to the word hater. Obama is "talking down to the black community"? Shame on you you philandering hypocrite! You would have to be blind not to see that a healing is long overdue. It's called tough love brotha. So Jessie stop hating on Obama because he chose to run for President of the United States NOT President of the Black Community AND help him to accomplish what you couldn't. Leave his nuts alone and focus on growing a pair.

    That felt good :o)

    - P

  5. The Obenson Report said...
     

    Leave his nuts alone and focus on growing a pair.

    Oh no she didn't! Haha! I think that'll make a good tee-shirt though:

    Dear Jesse,

    leave Obama's nuts alone,
    and grow a pair of your own!


    It even rhymes too.

  6. John back pain Austin said...
     

    OBH was looking down on church-going, gun-owning people from PA. Now he is looking down on another constituency. Does this mean that Mr. Himeytown will not be in BHO's cabinet. I was not shocked by the statement, but I was surprised he ended his sentence with the preposition "off". Shouldn't it be “I want to cut off his nuts”?

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