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SUNDAY FUNNIES - Don't Make Barack Obama Angry... You Won't Like Him When He's Angry...

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The Rock Obama lives! Haha - this was funny! Fans of the Incredible Hulk will appreciate!

From last night's Saturday Night Live episode:

MONDAY FUNNIES - President Please?

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Obamamania apparently influenced a blossoming movement intent on replacing the "N" word with "President."



Funny... but also not-so funny. Yes, it's fake news, and meant to be humorous... yet, I'm not sure how funny our president will think it is, given that implies an equation between his title and the "N" word.


via AOLBV

Thursday Funnies! Obama/Osama... What's The Difference?

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From the The Daily News crew...


Introducing - Dickipedia!

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You've surely heard of Wikipedia - I don't think a day goes by when I don't find myself on the site for one reason or another. Well, now there's Dikipedia! Yes, Dickipedia! And given the name, you can probably guess what kind of content Dickipedia contains! No, no, no, no... get all those salacious thoughts out of your head. Not that kind of "dick"... but close enough.

Mimicking Wiki's visual layout and structure, Dickipedia acts as a repository of sorts for public men and women all over the world who have acted like dicks at one time or another - essentially a-holes! The site is updated regularly with new dicks, or current dicks who have done something that, once again, reminds us why they are dicks in the first place, cementing their dick-dom status!

The fledgling list contains notable names like Kobe Bryant, Naomi Campbell (yes, even women can be dicks too), Kanye West, Eddie Murphy, Robert Mugabe, and even Barack Obama - yup, the Democratic party nominee has apparently been a dick on a few occasions. I too was shocked :o)

Each name is accompanied by a brief bio, along with specifics on their shining moments of "dicky" activity.

Think this is a hoax? See for your self here: DICKIPEDIA

Thursday Funnies - P Diddy Is Happier Than A Mutha***** About Hancock!

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I should start calling these Diddy posts, The Diddy Chronicles... or borrowing from Invisible Woman and her Terrence Watch, I could call it P Diddy Watch. I think I like The Diddy Chronicles better ;o)

Anyway, so P Diddy is waxing philosophic again, and you know what that means, right? Thunderous laughter!! Not because the things he says are always funny, or meant to be, but rather because Diddy is just funny without even trying to be. So, I guess I'm not laughing with him as much as I am laughing AT him!

This time, the subject of his affections is Hancock, the Will Smith movie (what else, right), as he laments on the plight of the black superhero.

The video clip follows below, but here are a few tasty quotes from the horses mouth:

- "It's 2000 and muthafuckin' 8, and shit is changing, y'know. Black man is on the rise; it's a beautiful thing. I went to a premiere last night of Hancock, and we got a BLACK MUTHAFUCKIN' SUPERHERO and I'm HAPPIER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA!"
- "Hancock bitches! HANCOCK!"
- "I feel proud that my kids can go see a superhero who looks like them... because we got a black superhero and his muthafuckin' name is Hancock... BITCH!"

I wonder if maybe Diddy missed the part about Hancock being a drunken, foul-mouthed, self-destructive loser who's in love with a white woman! And yes, the capitalized words mean that he was yelling when he uttered them.

"HANCOCK BITCHES!" Ok Diddy. Alright now kid.

Here's the video:

Monday Funnies - The Corporate Negro!

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This must be what Du Bois meant by "double consciousness" :o)

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